Saturday, January 25, 2014

At Target, notice an advertisement sign using some pictures of me from 7th grade when I was at my all time ugliest. Sign says "Don't look like this, ew!" The only explanation was that they used pictures I had developed through Target, even though I don't get pictures developed through Target.

My ex was there, so we started discussing how this was grounds for me suing Target. We had a nice talk, and he concluded with "Bye babe" and then realized what he said and got all awkward and ran away.

Had some kind of small house with two beds. Mine was crammed in front of the fridge, so you had to move it to get to the fridge. Max's bed was by the dishwasher and sink. I thought Max was there but it was just a lump of blankets that looked like a body. So I called him and he said he was at school. A lot of other people were in the house.

Going to a college seminar for music students on another college campus, sister to Moorpark College. I know because they had a bunch of our concert posters up. Katie S in the courtyard with bright purple short hair, doing some kind of performance art where she was throwing a bouquet. We said hi after. Headed into a room where we were waiting for the classes to start. The kind of 15 minute seminars on different subjects. Most were music based, some about specific art songs. But a couple were called "Kittens of Ojai" or "Gardening". Noorin was there, wanted to sign up for Italian, so I decided I should do a class too even though it was last minute. I wanted to do Italian but the lecture was 50 dollars and I didn't feel like spending another 50 dollars when I was already taking an Italian class. Looked in German. Decided to take nothing, but the lady was mad because I wasted time asking her about the different classes.

People who didn't go to classes sat in a big room together that was like the Primary room in the Erringer building. A lady came in and got the gardening students for the gardening lecture. Then there was an Earthquake, where everyone rocked back and forth holding hands to stabilize themselves and started singing a church hymn. The second verse everyone sat down and only one lady was singing, but I thought it was supposed to be everyone so I was still singing and showing off. People were giving me weird looks, so I realized it was supposed to be a solo.

Later on in a room with a guy named Professor Chang, everyone was screaming regarding the Seminar. He said that you could only talk if you had the clipboard. People passed it around, but Wesley Wilson decided to just draw on it instead of talking, so everyone was getting mad. A couple kids I knew from Elementary school were there. Hayden and Russel Mox. Hayden talked about cocaine a lot. Then someone showed a clip from All That when Josh Peck was really fat, and he was in the room talking about how funny it was. Drake Bell was there too, and Amanda Bynes. I was thinking how it was cool that they were my friends.